Don't take this wrong, man, I totally respect you jumping out of the biz, and this story is endlessly fascinating. But it might not play like you think. It reminds me of Michael Lewis talking about his first book as an effort to warn off college grads from Wall Street, only to have them all be like, "Okay, now how did you do that (shady thing that got him money), again?" America, boy. Also, real quick...how did you get your first inquiry again? Asking for a friend.