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Jun 21, 2021

Do NOT “Follow Your Dreams” and Start a Non-Profit!

“Follow your dream!” is America’s most ubiquitous advice. Google it, and 10 MILLION stories populate. This isn’t surprising. Dreams mean doing what we love so we can “never work again.” And who wants to work? Plus, look at all the authors making millions following their dreams of selling us books…

Nonprofit

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Do NOT “Follow Your Dreams” and Start a Non-Profit!
Do NOT “Follow Your Dreams” and Start a Non-Profit!
Nonprofit

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Jul 10, 2020

What Just Mercy Doesn’t Tell You

Appeals aren’t set up to save the innocent. Fresh from law school, I served as a Deputy Attorney General in Indiana working in criminal appeals. I defended the work of prosecutors to keep people in prison, and — on one occasion involving a man who molested and strangled a ten-year-old…

Justice

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What Just Mercy Doesn’t Tell You
What Just Mercy Doesn’t Tell You
Justice

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Jul 8, 2020

What an $88 Baseball Taught Me About Trump Derangement Syndrome and the Depth of Our President’s Shadiness

President Trump’s devotees smash “lamestream” media for scouring Trump’s every word and deed for chum to chuck into the “libtard shark-infested social media waters.” MAGA Nation even claims some critics are so persistent they suffer from pathology — Trump Derangement Syndrome — a hatred so deep, it impairs judgment. …

Trump

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What an $88 Baseball Taught Me About Trump Derangement Syndrome and Our President’s Shadiness
What an $88 Baseball Taught Me About Trump Derangement Syndrome and Our President’s Shadiness
Trump

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Jun 30, 2020

Jesus and the “Preserving History” Double Standard

Hey there, fellow Caucasians! I know some of you are now footsoldiers in a growing Apoplectic Posse. The core group of you (mostly Lynyrd Skynyrd fans) enlisted as municipalities and/or protestors ripped Johnny Reb loser-traitors out of America’s public squares. But then, as Union presidents starting taking it in the…

Jesus

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Jesus and the “Preserving History” Double Standard
Jesus and the “Preserving History” Double Standard
Jesus

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Jun 26, 2020

Bubba Hullabaloo!

What a NASCAR Noose Controversy Can Teach About Some White People's Obliviousness As long as I can remember, I’ve been white. And during this stretch, I’ve regularly had fellow caucazoids regurgitate ludicrous-level obliviousness around how we perceive, process, and, ultimately, pontificate on the souls of Black folk. To provide an…

Bubba

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Bubba Hullabaloo!
Bubba Hullabaloo!
Bubba

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Jun 23, 2020

Thomas Sowell’s Folly

Did the Selective Historian We Neither Need Nor Deserve Just Sell Me on Reparations for Black America? Conservative ideologue and ideal casting choice for Carlton Banks-as-a-grandfather in any Fresh Prince revamp, Thomas Sowell, argued in 2016 that it’s absurd to hold people responsible for things that happened before their “born on” date gets stamped. I started investigating this premise when a fanboy website recently retweeted his words…

Thomas Sowell

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Thomas Sowell’s Folly Volley
Thomas Sowell’s Folly Volley
Thomas Sowell

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Jun 16, 2020

Flag Desecration’s New Home?

The first time I saw Colin Kaepernick take a knee during the national anthem, I was blasé. …

Bluelivesmatter

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Flag Desecration’s New Home?
Flag Desecration’s New Home?
Bluelivesmatter

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Jun 14, 2020

I White Privileged Yesterday!

To the Back of the Line! Costco and Sam’s Club members know well the worst part of every shopping outing — the interminable queue to actually leave the damn store. One disgruntled employee bottlenecks the exit to catch a peek at your receipt and scan one of your items. This seems like obvious theft deterrence, but…

Whitepriviledge

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I White Privileged Yesterday!
I White Privileged Yesterday!
Whitepriviledge

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Jun 12, 2020

Blasting the Faces Off Mount Rushmore: Can “Honest” Abe and the Boys Survive Cancel Culture?

Trump Predicts Doom During his most controversial rant in 2017 — “very fine people on both sides” — Donald Trump asked this series of questions while railing against the removal of Confederate monuments: “Was George Washington a slave owner? … Are we going to take down statues to George Washington? How about Thomas…

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Blasting the Faces Off Mount Rushmore: Can “Honest” Abe and the Boys Survive Cancel Culture?
Blasting the Faces Off Mount Rushmore: Can “Honest” Abe and the Boys Survive Cancel Culture?

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Feb 7, 2020

Getting Some Oral — Episode 2

Justice Breyer Ices and Creams Notion that States Can Profit from Bill Murray’s Groundhog Day Back in December, the Supremes got oral argument in a fascinating clash between the U.S. Congress and our fitty[i] states in a case paralleling only Freddie v. Jason in terms of public sympathy for the respective parties. In Allen v. Cooper, the nine companions of the Fellowship of the Gavel…

Justice Breyer

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Getting Oral — Episode 2
Getting Oral — Episode 2
Justice Breyer

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